Same service on October 1st, 2028 cannot be bought at any price — that day the constraint is the calendar. Every year after it, the constraint is the money. Finding 11 →
I asked in July what it would cost the County to run its own fire department, where the money would come from, and what happens to the fee, the ISO rating and homeowners insurance. Nobody answered, so I answered it from the public record. On October 1st, 2028, 10,678 homes in the unincorporated county fall outside five road miles of a responding fire station — 96.9% of them within a mile of the city limit. Four firefighters must be on scene before anyone may lawfully enter a burning house: about 10–14 minutes today because a City engine usually brings them, about 24 on the stations the County is left with. Standing the same service up alone runs about $30M a year against the $11.8M we pay now — roughly 39 cents on the dollar — and Fund 145 carries $12,598,661 for FY2029. After that date every path except a signed agreement runs through buying service from Tallahassee at whatever price it sets: the County is about to be a buyer with one seller and a published deadline, and the buildings everyone is fighting over cover just 1.4% of the homes at stake.
The disparity is the part I most want a commissioner to see. District 4 holds 46.9% of the market value on the unincorporated roll and District 1 holds 4.0%; yet Districts 1 and 2 together pay 29.3% of the fire bill and District 4 pays 29.2% — nearly the same bill on a fraction of the wealth (on taxable value, Districts 1 and 2 hold 11.9%). The County’s flat per-dwelling charge takes $2.03 per $1,000 of market value in District 1 where a District 4 household pays 52¢. A revenue-neutral square-foot tier inside assessment law takes a District 1 household from $223 to $182, four of the five districts pay less, the same total is collected — and it is the first of the three motions.
The whole study, in eleven sentences
Each one opens the finding in full in my report — with its figure, its sources and what would change it. The same eleven are answered in the County’s order in the companion.
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